If Astrology and Horoscopes are real, once again, why can’t anyone ever guess what I am without me telling them?

They’ll ask: “Chris, what’s your sign?” And I’ll tell them. And then all of a sudden a revelation hits and they’re like, “Oh yeah, you’re totally a Sagittarius. That’s spot on. I can totally see that.”

Really? If it’s so spot on and obvious, and if I’m totally a Sag, why couldn’t you guess it? Why was I forced to tell you? Could it be, perhaps, because it’s horseshit and you’re full of crap yourself?

Astrology is one step away from fortune cookies — bullshit generalizations that can apply to anyone in regards to anything. It’s also one step away from a deceased loved one trying to contact you through a conveniently expensive medium with well wishes, but for some reason they don’t remember their name or yours. I think it starts with an “S”….

People buy into bullshit so easily, and then they turn around and try and force their bullshit on you and others; they also push off real life to do so. I have a non-friend who believes in chakras and energy rocks. She spends the money she should spend on her kid on hippie bullshit. It’s neglectful and sad. And that’s how I feel about all of that culture. 

Xboxy Goodness.

Finally going to be able to kill zombies after years.

The positive of buying a new Xbox is that I don’t have cable, so not only do I get to re-murder zombies, but I also get Netflix, HBOGO, and HuluPlus to stay somewhat current on TV and movies. I’ll never be bored again.

I also get the Xbox ridiculously cheap since I know awesome peeps with insane discounts.

fyeahdickandbabs:

talkaboutspaceships:

Couple has really awesome Batgirl/Nightwing wedding cause they’re awesome.

(source: http://imgur.com/a/XSADm)

This is easily the most adorable thing I’ve seen all day. DC follow this couple’s example!

(via noladocvic7)

Source: talkaboutspaceships

Back to the grind :/

I get to do inventory today, yay (sarcasm). But, on the bright side, I get to go to the gym after (woohoo)… and talk specifics about the 3rd job with my new boss (which is meh). I actually get to decide my pay — which sounds good, except for the fact that I may fuck myself over. The thing is that counters don’t take especially long to repair; neither do impact tools. But, if I set my pay per unit, then I could potentially set myself up for failure if we get slow (as the oilfield has a knack for doing). On the other hand, if I go with the $20 an hr figure, I could set myself up to be fucked if I’m doing multiple units an hour. Either option has its potential and also its downside. And as it is, I’m too tired and burnt out to make important monetary decisions. It’s enough I have to remember all the drink mixes and prices at the bar and server logins and fixes at the banks.

I actually expect my brain to explode any day now. Pretty sure it’s going to happen and that brain explosions are a real thing that people have to worry about.

hannahthib: the-girl-silhouette: vegandthelike: Please read this**** If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature. Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations Well. Yeah and what if your pin is a palindrome? Then what? The fucker gets your money and you get to go home sad.With this scenario, the money gets stuck in the machine. And we’re supposed to assume the robber won’t be upset? He won’t be alarmed? He won’t be nervous? You think he is really going to let you walk away as he fights with the machine for the money? Come the fuck on.How about you arm yourself and shoot the motherfucker when he tries to rob you? Then if he gets to go home at all, he’ll be thankful. You, on the other hand, go home with your money and your dignity.
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hannahthib:

the-girl-silhouette:

vegandthelike:

Please read this****

If a thief forces you to take money from an ATM, do not argue or resist. What you should do is punch your pin in reverse. EX: if your pin is 1234 you punch 4321. The moment you punch in the reverse, the money will come out but will be stuck in the machine and the machine will immediately alert the police without the theif’s knowledge. Every ATM has this feature.

Reblog this so everyone knows, this happens all the time especially in the city


tumblr teaches me so much more than anyone else does about life situations

Well.

Yeah and what if your pin is a palindrome? Then what? The fucker gets your money and you get to go home sad.

With this scenario, the money gets stuck in the machine. And we’re supposed to assume the robber won’t be upset? He won’t be alarmed? He won’t be nervous? You think he is really going to let you walk away as he fights with the machine for the money? Come the fuck on.

How about you arm yourself and shoot the motherfucker when he tries to rob you? Then if he gets to go home at all, he’ll be thankful. You, on the other hand, go home with your money and your dignity.

Source: eviehartley